Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Pants on fire

Don't ignore me forever then randomly talk to me.
Don't tell me you aren't interested anymore and send me random Snapchats.
Don't look at My Story on Snapchat after YOU told ME that you're seeing someone else.
Don't tell me that it "should be me" when I tell you I'm dating someone else.
Don't call me at 2 am for a booty call when you KNOW I'm not that kind of girl.
Don't say you want to see me when you've ignored me to two entire years.
Don't talk to my best friend and add her on Facebook when you won't even add me.
Don't try to hook up with my best friend after I've rejected you.
Don't put on your profile that you want a relationship when 5 mins in the convo ask for a hookup.
Don't treat me like I'm stupid, I see through your lies.

These may or may not apply to more than one situation.
Okay it's definitely referring to like 5 different guys.
A couple exes, a couple online jerks, and a couple guys I just need out of my life.

I am super dooper happy right now. && I really feel like this one is a keeper!

But seriously when I'm happy it's like my exes' radar goes off and says OH NO She's happy and she's with someone else. Maybe I should text her.... LIKE WTF

Don't do that.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

All is well

Hello October!!!

Just wanted to inform you nice folks that everything is going so good on the dating or whatever you want to call it lol.

I (as well as Taco Bell guy) have deleted the online accounts in the dating scene! This is a wonderful thing!! 

I would, however, love to hear stories from you! Send me an email :) 

I want to know about your crazy dating experiences!! And no worries! I will keep everything anonymous! 

Share my posts with your friends on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc! I want to get some of these stories out to the public and eventually develop into a columnist where people can send me questions or even stories and maybe others can give opinions on what they feel you should do!

Give me a shout ;)
You might just find that one true love online <3